New Music Review

This song was given to me by a friend.  A woman I lived with for a while while I was four or 5 got given a bunch of random CDs, most of them still packaged!  This paticular one was correctly assumed to be a DJ type music.  Mr. Meeble.  from the album, Never Trust The Chinese, the song "Raindrops".

First I've got to say, Interesting.  Very interesting.  I'm definately not bored.   The Album title is strange..

Oh gosh.  When it slows down and starts again.  Wonderful.  Love the style switch up it just washes in like shore's tides.

I'd totally recommend this song. In fact, I'd recommend the entire album.  That is, only if you are willing to being open minded

Sometimes I post without feeling "moved" to speak..

I ponder the utter importance of getting out of town.  Right now, I'm glad to say that I've made the last minute decision to go to Hornby Island.
It is very very nice there.  Quiet. Small. Home

Isn'at pretty?

No.. how's about..

the cliffs of heliwell park?

yeah, hell yeah, yumm yumm.

I'm going to need to eat soon, so I'll have to wrap this up.  I have a little bit of a predicament because I only have $15 and I want to buy lunch and a Tequila Mockingbird Orchestra ticket.. these two things do not add up.   This is why I will buy the ticket to music first.. and then head over to China Block and a half for a peach.  Or perhaps some nuts.. those tie me over better..  Gotta have some energy for cycling home :)

Je Veux te Voir

this is a goos song, so if you haven`t heard it, get on that shit.
Lyrics in french, then english....

Cuizinier avec ton petit sexe entoure de poils roux
Je narrive pas a croire que tu puisses croire quon veuille de toi
Je ny crois pas meme dans le noir, meme si tu gardes ton pyjama
Meme si tu gardes ton peignoir, en forme de tee-shirt ringard
Garde ta chemise ca limitera les degats batard

Je veux te voir
Dans un film pornographique
En action avec ta bite
Forme patatoes ou bien frites
Pour tout savoir
Sur ton anatomie
Sur ton cousin Teki
Et vos accessoires fetiches

Cuizi cest quoi
Ta position favorite
Tes performances olympiques
Mais tu nas rien dorgasmique
Tu es tout nu
Sous ton tablier
Pret a degainer
Mais je tavoue rien ny fait

Tu reves dun Hummer fluo
Dessine par Akroe
Mais tu nas pas le permis
Tu prends toujours le métro

Superstar dun soir ta vie redevient normale apres
Pas besoin de lunettes noires pour te cacher personne te reconnait
Ta carte verte tattend mec
Cest pas des paroles en lair
Jai reussi à ten faire
Une avec mon scanner
Lentree est gratuite ce soir
Cest le seul moyen pour quon vienne
Alors les filles on se promene
Ouais on va aux chippendales
On navait pas prevu de passer la soiree avec des rigolos
On voulait voir des pectoraux, des mecs montes comme des taureaux

Tes posters de LilJon recouvrent ceux de Magic Jonhson
Ton corps est trop crunk pour assurer les dunks

Cuiziner cest toi que je veux voir
Que je veux voir ce soir
Te faire ridiculiser par une fille qui rappe mieux que toi
Jai pas assez de mes 10 doigts pour les compter dans la salle
Toutes ces filles coiffees comme moi qui savent ce que tu vaux a poil


English Translation...

Cuizinier (singer), with your little sex surrounded by red curls
I can’t believe you can think that you are wanted
I can’t understand it even in the dark,
even if you keep your PJs tight
Even if you guard your bathrobe, tight as a tailored T-shirt
Keep your nightgown, it’ll limit the bastard acts

I want to see you
In a porno film
In action with your cock
Shape potatoes or fries
To find out
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish gear

Cuizi, what is
Your favourite position?
Your Olympic performances
But you do nothing orgasmic
You are naked
Under your apron
Ready to draw your sword
But tough luck

You dream of a neon Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you have no license
You always take the metro

Superstar for a night, your life’ll return to normal
No need for sunglasses to hide yourself
You wait for your green card
This is not lip service
I’ve managed to make you
One with my scanner
Entrance is free tonight
It’s the only way to come
Then we girls wandered
Yeah, we’re going to chippendales
We had not planned to spend a night with the jokers
We wanted to see their pecs, guys hung like bulls

Your posters of Lil’ Jon cover those of Magic Johnson
You’re too crunk (crazy drunk) to slam dunk

Cuiziner, it’s you who I want to see
Who I want to see tonight
Be ridiculed by a girl who raps better than you
I only have 10 fingers
not enough to count all of them in the room
All these hairdressers like me who know you’re only worth a hair

Revengeance

I enjoy.. so, here we go. I hope you enjoy

I: Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.
(Appendum: Any species capable of flight, upon distraction of vertigo, will lose ability of flight. Conversely, any two feathers held in each hand and waved will (temporarily) give flight to any character that does so.)

II: Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly.
Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.

III: Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.
Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.

IV: The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful.

V: All principles of gravity are negated by fear.
Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

VI: As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.
This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled.
A `wacky' character has the option of self-replication only at manic high speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.

VII: Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot.
This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space.
The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. This is ultimately a problem of art, not of science.
(Corollary: Portable holes work.)

VIII: Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.
Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify.
(Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.)
(Corollary 2: Cartoons cats have the uncanny ability to emit piano sounds when their teeth are transformed into piano keys after having a piano dropped on them.)

IX: Everything falls faster than an anvil.
Examples too numerous to mention from the Roadrunner cartoons.

X: For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance.

info from http://remarque.org/~doug/cartoon-physics.html